americugh:

When a cute boy sneezes I don’t say bless u because I see that god already has

americugh:

hair-old-styles:

harrystyies:

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

what about fish???
  • Scientist: On average teenagers go on the internet 16 hours a week
  • Me: You mean per day
  • Scientist: What
  • Me: What
  • illkim:

    *throws $20 bill at stripper* hey can I have the change

  • expectations: using the person next to you as a pillow
  • reality: using the pillow next to you as a person